Big Draws & Lint Balls (from his P.O.V.)
So I’m talking to my cousin this morning and we’re just choppin’ it up about random people we’ve dated and who’s still around. He’s telling me about this new chick he’s been digging on and how official she is. It was then my memory took me back to a conversation about 3 months ago we’d had about this older chick he’d been seeing and how official [she] was. So I asked him what was up with her. He’s like “aaaaaw K. I had to cut her loose.”
See, my cousin is from the south so trying to find wifey is 3rd to the essentials in life (being a God fearing man is 1st, Being a man, period, is 2nd and then….finding wifey); So if she ain’t holdin’ in the first 4-5 months and she becomes a repeated offender off something that reeeeally erks him, SHE GOTTA GO. Anyways, he goes on to tell me how she’s soooooooo right for him. She cooks and cleans and really knows how to treat him. Not like the one he had before (prior to the new and old chick) But I’m thinking “she ain’t no hot commodity. Most of the females I know do that”; it’s just they haven’t found that man who really appreciates it” and if they [men] do appreciate it, they don’t show it in a way we women can tell. MOVING ON… So I’m like “what happened”…..and he says “BIG DRAWS AND LINT BALLS”.