We here at GFM definitely ride with Holly Robinson-Peete. Holly truly is the epitome of the renaissance woman, so it was quite shocking to us here at GFM to hear this morning during Holly’s interview segment on the Tom Joyner Morning Show that there are not literally dozens of recording contract offers rolling in for this wife and mother of four.

Holly as you can tell by the name we are Grown Folks Music. As such, we feel that we are uniquely qualified to speak to a certain demographic. We should be able to make your recording artist aspirations happen for you, and selfishly enough make it happen for us as well. On our end we are ready to go. As you can see we have a state of the art recording studio where all the magic happens.

Our crack staff of writers, arrangers and producers are standing by and willing to begin your debut recording project as soon as you sign on the dotted line. Although you may not recognize any of the names from our production crew they are talented nonetheless or at least that’s what my mom keeps telling me, I mean them.

Holly, if you are prepared to sign with us today, we are prepared to offer you the princely sum of $100 USD(payable via Paypal of course) as an advance against future earnings. Don’t thank us now, we know that offers like these don’t come in everyday, but we are ready to take you and the music in new directions.

Please don’t hesitate to contact us as we hope that this will prove to be favorable terms for all involved and that we can work together to give a well needed boost to the music industry.

All the best,

Your future,

Berry Gordy

Update

Here’s what Holly had to say after seeing our very compelling offer!